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All Hail the CORN LOG
I’m all wee-weed up right now!!
This is the last thing I remember Obama saying. It’s hard to pay attention to what’s happening now after spending the last eight years in a toothgrinding rage. I wasn’t even thinking about who said it first. It’s the night before my birthday, it’s a full moon, the air is clear, I just ate a piece of flan, and my body’s trying to work it through.
A few days ago, Athena took me to the OW Coffee Shop in the Bronx, one of the few restaurants that serves food from Honduras. They have tamales there, but they are smaller (tamalitos) and they have no filling, so what yer gettin is a big ol brick of tasty corn. If Americans invented it, we’d probably call it the CORN LOG. I laughed to myself about this, because I think it’s Advanced American Culture 401 to understand our love for all things in the form of logs, sticks, tubes, and rolls. (Logular?) They taste really good with honey, or just about anything.
Wow, I’ve been eating a lot of dense pale yellow substances lately. Maybe it’s time to cleanse myself with a green tea and cucumber enema or whatever the secret is to have a diet like this and maintain your abs, delts, quads, and glutes. Of course the secret is in tubular form, don’t our bodies resemble the Internets?
