19th
‘Hole new Hephaestus
Hephaestus is PLEEZED with the new CONSORT. May he remain forever in the Lair. That is all.
Also, I just got picked to take part in a PAID medical study that measures “Eye-Blinking Response” in people with OCD. I will be part of the “healthy” control group, not the freaks. I knew the day would come when I would be paid for blinking. I like to think of it as karmic payment for the time I got yelled at for not knowing how to load an antique stapler, or spending eight straight hours shredding paper with a machine that could only handle ten sheets at a time. If blinking is too much for me, then I can sign up for those sleep studies next. If they have one for EPIC FUCCEN NITEMARES, then they probably know me already, all they need is my phone number. Needless to say, I won’t be part of their control group.
