Lair of Hephaestus

If Everyone Here Is a Genius, How Can I Tell That I’m Better Than You?

I should be writing self-help books, or leading seminars. For women. To find themselves. The genius within. Wait, no, that’s not enough. It should be she-genius, SHEnius. I’m so full of Shenius, I spilled a Cosmo on my nametag and the resulting stain is my personal seal of MEproval. Okay, let me stop now. The genius within has to pay attention to myself. And isn’t that what finding the genius within is all about? Helping others to find what lies within me? Shenius: Finding Youtential and Meproval for Women. You men can go work out your abs or eat a stick of beef jerky while I’m out finding myself. I’ll tell you all about it!