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There was a guy using one of these on the train a few nights ago. He was the star of the subway car! He said that he used it so he wouldn’t get cancer. I just want it for my birthday…

There was a guy using one of these on the train a few nights ago. He was the star of the subway car! He said that he used it so he wouldn’t get cancer. I just want it for my birthday…

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I’m fuckin’ hydrated!!!
— drunk kid on the 7 train
Jun
24th
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YES!

The Lair is painted Lavender in honor of New York voting in favor of gay marriage tonight, aka marriage for all!!!

Something tells me the parade this Sunday will be AMAZING!

I’m watching the vote LIVE right now and all this applause and cheering broke out, followed by a chant of USA! USA!!!

Damn right!

I love New York!!!

Jun
19th
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Jun
9th
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What really bothers me about the Anthony Weiner scandal…

…is that now all the humor-deprived folks are coming out and making Wiener jokes. I didn’t think there were so many of you… shouldn’t you be at home watching Dave Chappelle reruns or reading The Onion?

Jun
8th
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The Royal Wedding, 5/27/2011

The Royal Wedding, 5/27/2011

Jun
7th
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The Royal Wedding, 5/27/2011

The Royal Wedding, 5/27/2011

Jun
6th
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“If there is anyone here who does not believe that the bride and groom should be married…”

“If there is anyone here who does not believe that the bride and groom should be married…”

May
29th
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He was so great, here’s another one: “Wiggy”

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Gil Scott-Heron, 1949-2011

“The Bottle”